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Sunday 13 May 2012

A couple of jokes

I've always liked Knock-knock jokes, Doctor, Doctor jokes, Mummy, Mummy jokes - basic humour - and absurd humour too.  They're the shortest of stories.
Absurd jokes like:
Q: Why did the plane crash?
A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
Was told one the other day that blended two together, and it cacked me up. Ho-hum, so easily amused.
X: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Y: Because she had no arms.
X: Knock-knock.
Y: Who's there?
X: Not Sally.

Oh, and while I'm at it, you should have a look at www.conjunctivitis.com - it's a site for sore eyes.

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