A couple of jokes

I've always liked Knock-knock jokes, Doctor, Doctor jokes, Mummy, Mummy jokes - basic humour - and absurd humour too.  They're the shortest of stories.

Absurd jokes like:

Q: Why did the plane crash?

A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Was told one the other day that blended two together, and it cacked me up. Ho-hum, so easily amused.

X: Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Y: Because she had no arms.

X: Knock-knock.

Y: Who's there?

X: Not Sally.

Oh, and while I'm at it, you should have a look at www.conjunctivitis.com - it's a site for sore eyes.